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好笑的对话

今天,我在One Fm 听到了一个很好笑的对话,本来昏昏欲睡的我,变得精神奕奕。带着耳机听广播的我,好像对着空气偷偷的笑,旁人不尽转过头,朝我的方向瞄。一刹那,我觉得我好像一个疯子。不过,不听使唤的嘴巴还是不管旁人的眼光,跟着广播的对话进入高潮。

对话如下:

广播员:Hello, Sam 吗?

Sam: 是啊

广播员:Hello, Sam,你是做skylift 的,是吗?

Sam: 我是啊

广播员:我是jimmy ar, 我从production company 打来的,哦,你在skylift 里面ar

Sam: 没有,没有,我在外面

广播员:还好你在外面,我怕你在里面,危险,不可以讲电话

Sam: 可以讲,可以讲

广播员:我跟你讲哦,我们公司啦,想开拍一部电影咯,科幻动作咯,大型的,想要在马六甲做,所以,想问你,可以给我们skylift 吗?

Sam: 没问题,你几时要?

广播员:不肯定咯,没有这样快啦。。想知道ho,你的skylift可以吊动物吗? 

Sam:动物?没有吊过咯。什么动物?

广播员:大笨象咯

Sam:大笨象??不行,不行啦,我的skylift那里可以tahan?

广播员:没有拉,我给你小只的。。

Sam:这样啊? 小只的。。那么可以拉

广播员:你不是讲没有吊过动物吗? 真的可以吗?ermm..你有看过小飞象吗?你知道吗,我要这只象能够转圈圈咯,像小飞象里的情节。。要大动作的。。

Sam:没有吊过咯,try 咯。。阿?哪里可以拉?象会飞出去咯。。旁边的人很危险啦。。

广播员:放safety belt 啦,把大笨象绑起来。。可以的啦。。这样旁人就不会危险咯。。

Sam:这样啊?试一试咯。。aiyo, 这样我不是头晕?

广播员:不会la。。你尽量咯。。谢谢咯。你的skylift有radio吗?这样有听onefm吗? 

Sam:有radio。。啊,onefm!! 谁给你我的资料的?

广播员:你的老婆咯。。

Sam:这样不是很好笑。。全部人听到了咯。。>.

哈哈哈哈。。。

Hui Ru

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