Skip to main content

好笑的对话

今天,我在One Fm 听到了一个很好笑的对话,本来昏昏欲睡的我,变得精神奕奕。带着耳机听广播的我,好像对着空气偷偷的笑,旁人不尽转过头,朝我的方向瞄。一刹那,我觉得我好像一个疯子。不过,不听使唤的嘴巴还是不管旁人的眼光,跟着广播的对话进入高潮。

对话如下:

广播员:Hello, Sam 吗?

Sam: 是啊

广播员:Hello, Sam,你是做skylift 的,是吗?

Sam: 我是啊

广播员:我是jimmy ar, 我从production company 打来的,哦,你在skylift 里面ar

Sam: 没有,没有,我在外面

广播员:还好你在外面,我怕你在里面,危险,不可以讲电话

Sam: 可以讲,可以讲

广播员:我跟你讲哦,我们公司啦,想开拍一部电影咯,科幻动作咯,大型的,想要在马六甲做,所以,想问你,可以给我们skylift 吗?

Sam: 没问题,你几时要?

广播员:不肯定咯,没有这样快啦。。想知道ho,你的skylift可以吊动物吗? 

Sam:动物?没有吊过咯。什么动物?

广播员:大笨象咯

Sam:大笨象??不行,不行啦,我的skylift那里可以tahan?

广播员:没有拉,我给你小只的。。

Sam:这样啊? 小只的。。那么可以拉

广播员:你不是讲没有吊过动物吗? 真的可以吗?ermm..你有看过小飞象吗?你知道吗,我要这只象能够转圈圈咯,像小飞象里的情节。。要大动作的。。

Sam:没有吊过咯,try 咯。。阿?哪里可以拉?象会飞出去咯。。旁边的人很危险啦。。

广播员:放safety belt 啦,把大笨象绑起来。。可以的啦。。这样旁人就不会危险咯。。

Sam:这样啊?试一试咯。。aiyo, 这样我不是头晕?

广播员:不会la。。你尽量咯。。谢谢咯。你的skylift有radio吗?这样有听onefm吗? 

Sam:有radio。。啊,onefm!! 谁给你我的资料的?

广播员:你的老婆咯。。

Sam:这样不是很好笑。。全部人听到了咯。。>.

哈哈哈哈。。。

Hui Ru

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

How to train your dragon (Movie)

If you said it is a waste to watch animation or cartoon in cinema, I will reject your idea. Firstly, most of the animation strongly project good moral ethics or values for the reference of audiences especially children. During the childhood, children ought to differentiate the right and the wrong distinctively, neither grey area nor in between. Value always serves as a guideline for us to oblige, not a compulsory because decision is still lied in the hand of human. This movie secretly intruded my deepen heart. It talked about relationship, a bond between dragon and human. The main character, Hiccup chose to save the night fury (dragon) because he saw the fear from its eye. Even a human, we got attracted or closer with people who are similar to us because we feel we able to understand each other better compared to differences. The flow of movie discussed the process of rejection, acceptance, understand and devotion in a relationship. When we are just a stranger for each other, we are re

Handmade ART

Handmade is one of my interest since young. I love art which includes drawing, coloring, making cards and etc. I used to make cards for my friends during secondary school times. Now, I seldom did due to lack of time. It takes time to complete an art work. Thus, I only do when I am free. After reading other people blog, I felt like putting my handmade artwork in my blog..just want to reflect my memory.. Too bad, I did not take photos of my art piece last time. I only left 2 with me..So..have a look.. "Lion" - bookmark Underwater world

My volcano

My inner volcano has exploded without notification I am unable to control this inactive volcano, it was suppressed for long times It was my fault for keeping it secretly It was also my mistake of losing control My self is completely so different that my ideal image I am an evil who is pretty much selfish My emotion is ultimately much more important than others A sin that I committed I hate it