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好笑的对话

今天，我在One Fm 听到了一个很好笑的对话，本来昏昏欲睡的我，变得精神奕奕。带着耳机听广播的我，好像对着空气偷偷的笑，旁人不尽转过头，朝我的方向瞄。一刹那，我觉得我好像一个疯子。不过，不听使唤的嘴巴还是不管旁人的眼光，跟着广播的对话进入高潮。

对话如下：

广播员：Hello, 是Sam 吗？

Sam: 是啊

广播员：Hello, Sam,你是做skylift 的，是吗？

Sam: 我是啊

广播员：我是jimmy ar, 我从production company 打来的，哦，你在skylift 里面ar ？

Sam: 没有，没有，我在外面

广播员：还好你在外面，我怕你在里面，危险，不可以讲电话

Sam: 可以讲，可以讲

广播员：我跟你讲哦，我们公司啦，想开拍一部电影咯，科幻动作咯，大型的，想要在马六甲做，所以，想问你，可以给我们skylift 吗？

Sam: 没问题，你几时要？

广播员：不肯定咯，没有这样快啦。。想知道ho，你的skylift可以吊动物吗？　

Sam：动物？没有吊过咯。什么动物？

广播员：大笨象咯

Sam：大笨象？？不行，不行啦，我的skylift那里可以tahan？

广播员：没有拉，我给你小只的。。

Sam：这样啊？　小只的。。那么可以拉

广播员：你不是讲没有吊过动物吗？　真的可以吗？ｅｒｍｍ．．你有看过小飞象吗？你知道吗，我要这只象能够转圈圈咯，像小飞象里的情节。。要大动作的。。

Sam：没有吊过咯，try　咯。。阿？哪里可以拉？象会飞出去咯。。旁边的人很危险啦。。

广播员：放safety belt　啦，把大笨象绑起来。。可以的啦。。这样旁人就不会危险咯。。

Sam：这样啊？试一试咯。。aiyo,　这样我不是头晕？

广播员：不会la。。你尽量咯。。谢谢咯。你的skylift有radio吗？这样有听onefm吗？　

Sam：有radio。。啊，onefm！！　谁给你我的资料的？

广播员：你的老婆咯。。

Sam：这样不是很好笑。。全部人听到了咯。。>.

哈哈哈哈。。。

Hui Ru

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